So last week I had the extraordinarily sorrowful misfortune of deciding it would be fun to try out all of the candy I missed out on during my allergy riddled childhood.
All of the brightly colored candies that had taunted me as a youth, now available at my very fingertips. This sounded incredible…until the moment I popped a warhead into my mouth. Its a week later and I can still taste it. So this week i’m hoping my choice in candy is a little kinder.
Twizzlers! Now, this one isn’t entirely true to form because I was given one of these once as a child. However, I was two, and have no recollection of it. Seeing as it was going to be my last one for the next seventeen years you would think I would remember such a momentous event. Curse you two year old me.
I am so excited right now. This is the candy I have waited for.
I don’t know what it tastes like yet but this is super fun.
Wait, how do you actually eat this?
NEVER-MIND I GOT IT.
I will suck your delicious cherry flavored blood. Bluh Bluh.
Candy AND toy. I love Twizzlers.