Growing up I had a lot of allergies, and I mean a lot. I mean, I was allergic to everything except unsalted kale chips made by the free range organic monks that run Whole Foods. This sucked and it led to a lot of picnics eating Syrup-free Snow-cones. See also: Water flavored.
But in adulthood I have grown a lot of tolerances and my immune system is a lot stronger. But this means I am one of very few full grown adults in America who can say things like ‘I have never had Twizzlers’ or ‘Whats a Mike & Ike?’
These are things I have legitimately never seen let alone tasted. It’s not that I was locked in the basement or anything. But what do you do when you have a kid who can’t eat the things a majority of kids experience within their first five years of life? I would have avoided the candy aisle too.
So for a couple of months I will be making posts about my thoughts on trying iconic candys and foods for the first time. I get to try candy. This sounds like a blast.
And this week I will be trying: Warheads.
And a little scared.
DROWN THE SADNESS.
Why doesn’t the taste go away?
I survived. Kind of. Worst taste test ever, I thought this game would be fun. Who’s dumb-ass idea was this again?